Here’s a thing about being a writer that I am constantly forgetting and remembering and forgetting all over again: with no input, there is no output. If you’ve recently done a massive purge of feelings …
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Input / Output
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Occasionally
Sometimes, one must exchange one’s usual world and routine for a blue wig and spend the day frolicking around Ru Paul’s Drag Con, putting glitter all over your face, chasing around a particular queen for …
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Meme.
I just want to go on record and say that it’s only really been a few weeks since I finally fully got what a Meme is. This is a meme: A meme is a picture …
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Bro / Sis
Morrison’s big sister Kate is in town. I like her so very much, especially because they are kind of exactly the same person. I mean it’s just a theory and I have no actual idea …
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Wisdom.
I had a hilarious but also profound moment the other night. I was sitting in my parents’ kitchen, responding to emails, stressing over 900 decisions and worries both large and small. Seated next to me: …
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Skinny Vinny
Today, on America, there is a poor Dachshund named Vincent who was thirty pounds overweight, and so he became a meme, Fat Vincent, and then someone decided to put him on a low carb diet …
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Growth.
I think my writer brain is going through a growth spurt of sorts. It doesn’t understand what it is or what it wants to be. It just knows it wants to be more. None of …
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the truth equation
Today, in your Undergraduate Philosophy Class that actually ends up lasting for every semester of your entire life: is there really such a thing as truth? And Is truth the same as fact? And with …
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Déjà Soup
Here’s a downside of having a blog that you’ve been bloggy upon for going on 9 years: you think to yourself, I made a soup with my leftover Easter Ham! How thrilling! PEOPLE NEED TO …
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ERRAND
I can barely express how much I love that on my calendar today are the words ‘pick up Ham’ and that the Ham has a confirmation number and that I will buckle the Ham in …