WHO IS THE PERSON WHO WILL SPEND 50 DOLLARS ON A GEL MANICURE THAT MAKE HER NAILS LOOK LIKE MIRRORS?
WAIT…IT’S ME?
OKAY SO AT WHAT POINT EXACTLY DID I BECOME THIS PERSON?
IS IT POSSIBLE TO GO BACK IN TIME, RE-PRIORITIZE?
NO? YOU’RE NOT THAT KIND OF MIRROR? YOU ONLY ANSWER RHETORICAL QUESTIONS AND DO SPELLS? COOL COOL, AS YOU WERE