Me, the other night:
- Stands at bar waiting to be served
- Notices that all of the dudes at the bar are straight up staring at her
- Marvels at this, assumes that it must be the fact that she curled her hair. At first gets a little angry, like, just because she kinda looks like a Barbie, NOW she gets attention? But also, or mostly, she feels flattered, if not drop dead gorgeous; Muses over what a difference a little self care can make, you just have to —
- Realizes there is a giant TV playing sports right behind her head