Me, to Morrison: There’s some weird steam happening on the side of our house right now. Here’s a video.
Morrison: ….That’s steam. Steam happens when water evaporates. Like when it rains. The sun heats up the water, after….
Me: I mean, I KNOW, but it just seems like a lot of steam.
Morrison: I mean yeah, it is, but it rained a lot, and now it’s very sunny, so —
Morrison: Yep. Just basically that.
Me: I’M VERY SMART
Morrison: Yes, yes you are.
Me: AND VERY VERY BEAUTIFUL
Morrison: yes, sure —
Me: THE EARTH IS FLAT