But I don’t WANT to add creme to my food. If it happens to be there, fine, I won’t fight it, but I don’t want to have had ANYTHING to do with it.
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New! New!
It’s really kind of sad how easy it is to get out of bed in the morning when you’re excited about your new cereal. People, it’s the little things. AND THIS CEREAL IS GOOD. FAR …
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE CEREAL
Okay? Okay. It turns your milk blueberry. Try it TODAY! (Maybe now Kashi will pay my student loans?)
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EGG PARTY!!!!
Mandy and I had to come into work an hour early this morning to interview prospectives replacements for me, so we decided to console ourselves with an EGG PARTY!!!!!!!!!(egg party.) We have a kitchen in …
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The Special Olympics.
Last night on Leno, Obama said something to the effect of ‘I’m bowling a 149. It’s kind of like the special olympics! (laughter laughter laughter….pause….awkward.) He then, of course, after the show, had to …
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I’m sorry
Oh, context. I promise I have utmost respect for the Bible and its tales, more than most no doubt, but I had to share. For more, with biting commentary, please visit www.cracked.com.
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assttoo
God bless the man friends I have made here; I am lucky. They are willing to anything, most anything, for ‘art,’ self- promotion, and Working Man’s Clothes Productions. These tushes will remain anonymous. Who has …
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New Years
It is nearly impossible to decided what to do with yourself on a one night shebang, but This new year, I choose to nerd it up with my theatery friends and get thoroughly Stupid. To …
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a thorough report
And also You don’t need me to tell you that Halloween, as an evening, as an event, definitely shifts as you get older. For one, this thing called ‘booze’ is introduced and this thing called …
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she was murdered to death
Due to my ‘morning commute,’ which I now have, like a Real Person, I have taken to reading the free am paper, Metro. It gives you a basic rundown of how awful the world is, …