NO SERIOUSLY. LET. ME. The newly formed playwrights of silverlake, lets call them that, has been a PERFECT excuse to execute a handful of my favorite tasks, including having people over, napkin stacking, baking bread, …
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Let me, entertain You
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Hen party?
I’ve been put in charge of organizing Carrie’s Hen party (English Bachelorette) in London and I really, really can’t wait for basically whatever we end up doing. My mission is to tastefully humiliate her in …
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Yogurt while Driving
I’m really into this new Yoplait Greek yogurt, and have just this morning figured out how to eat it will driving. It requires only mild amounts of flexibility and concentration. And so, It will basically …
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50/49
It blows my mind how divided we are right now. I have to and want to believe that everyone has the best of intentions for this country. Stopping just short of lighting some incense and …
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Etiquette
I got a haircut. This is my haircut. No it is NOT necessary for me to announce to you each time this happens, but I bring it up to beg the question: when your hair …
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WAFFLES!
Today, on how to gain 30 pounds in five days, two of my lovely co-writers are having a waffle off, with the writers room as judges / victims / luckiest people in the world. Yesterday’s …
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Hubba Hubbard
This just in: BOOKS ON TAPE FOR DRIVING PURPOSES. I’ve been reading Inside Scientology with my ears, and I can only conclude that L Ron Hubbard was a complete lunatic – passionate, but corrupt. The …
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Fear not the Food at the Diner
and what a fine Valentine’s Day feast you can make of it! See also, garlic toast.
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OKAY FINE
First off, I’d like to meet that scary freckled sun cartoon. It will see you tonight, in your nightmares. Second off, after beaucoup de whining about missing New York – it’s 80 and sunny and …
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I do Art
You guys. I think I’m going to start a new career as a performance artist. I do still life interactions with found seasonal objects discovered in my parent’s house. Mainly I’m just exploring the emotional …