I can’t find a true picture of this on the internet, which leads me to believe that I invented it. Blanket taco / taco blanket requires no perishable ingredients, but only yourself, laziness, and 1-7 …
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Blanket Taco / Taco Blanket
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Digiorno will not stop until we’re Dead.
Or: it’s not delivery! It’s diarrehea! AM I RIGHT LADIES LADIES, AM I RIGHT?
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a good cry
Every now and then I have a really good cry. It usually happens unexpectedly but I can also kind of trace the triggers. Like last night, it was probably a combination of 2 buckets of …
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…..Badabing?
You guys. You guys. Partially inspired by De Niro in the King of Comedy, I’m developing my first bit for my stand up comedy routine that is going to occur weekly in my Mind. Ahem. …
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Hi, we Eat Things
Having visitors in town usually and also definitely means eating everything in the world. Lobster! Unpictured: So much Saag Paneer to the point of death! Also Dad’s first Samosa’s and the nicest spiciest curry your …
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MAKE IT STOP
AND NOW FOR THE MOMENT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN WAITING FOR….. A really gross picture of me eating what I hope to be (please God let it be) The year’s LAST Cadbury egg. This one is …
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What does it MEAN????
A. Could a bag of Doritos possibly be more SPECIFIC? B. This morning while running I was almost plowed down by a Dorito’s truck. God, what are you trying to say? Should I stop running …
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Guess what’s suddenly good!
For years I told myself that I didn’t like beets. I thought they tasted like dirt. NOW I LOVE THEM AND I LOVE THAT THEY TASTE LIKE DIRT.
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I’ve officially lost it
My cool ranch dorito intake is how I can quantify just how crazy I am. Like it can be charted; the data placed in graphs.
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Boy: Fed
Steve and I are most accustomed to shoving food into our gobs in front of the TV. Last night we used the TABLE. Look at it, being all tabley. And yes, those are matching yet …