It’s really seriously actually finally time for me to start getting really serious about trimming up for my big (our) (my) big day, which is THREE MONTHS FROM TOMORROW. I’m considering a whole 30 diet or paleo diet, and to begin my research I just googled WAS THERE WINE IN THE DINOSAUR TIME and obviously, there was.

BRING ON THE DINOSAUR DIET WHICH I DON’T THINK IS EVEN ACTUALLY A THING. DO I JUST EAT BIRDS AND MY FELLOW HUMANS?