I can’t stop thinking about this meme, Gif? I saw recently? Post? Fig? Mom? Image? This. There is nothing more frantic than No Worries, nothing more desperate than All Good. There is always a Secret …
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NO WORRIES EXCLAMATION POINT
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a thought about War
I sat down to blog today and I thought, I should offer a Thought about War. But who am I to offer one? Obama said it all first, and best. For some time now, we …
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Print: a Story
Printer:……….. Human: ….Print. Printer: ———- Human: PRINT. Printer: . . . . . Human unplugs and restarts printer. Human: PAH RINTTTTTTTT. Printer: (. ) Human: PRINNTTTTTT TAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Printer: Silence. Human spirals into despair, resolves, moves …
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Overheard in LA
Industry Person: Have you ever heard of Bekah Brunstetter? Other Industry Person: Uhhhhh, no. Why? Industry Person: she was a playwright and TV writer, she was sort of on her way to some level of …
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why I am
In honor of Valentine’s Day, my Dad shared the letters he wrote to my Mom nearly 50 years ago, after hearing about her from a mutual friend. Five months later, they were engaged, and now …
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Sports: A Story
Given that the Super bowl is in LA today, everyone around me on my flight back to LA was all a twitter about the big Game. It basically went, Sports Sports Sports? and then a …
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MY BABY
I’m just a Mother, sitting at an airport bar, waiting to fly home to my Person Baby, looking at pictures of my Show Baby, asking you to — nothing. Literally nothing. I have everything. A.D. …
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when to start Packing
If you’re traveling with your family, or if you aren’t a parent so your full heart travels with you everywhere, rolled up in your carry-on, the correct time to start packing to head home is …
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Your Bunions report is waiting for you
Very grateful that years ago, I sent my spit off to a company, so that I can gain invaluable insight into my past, present, and future, my Jewish heritage, the presence (or, thankfully, lackthereof) of …
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do you date the muffin man
Joe, on All Future Dates: Joe: So like, what do you do for fun? Person: Oh, I like to travel, I like to read, I LOVE animals — Joe: Do you Bake? Person: Oh. Not …