I’m doing a short writer’s room / think tank for my friend’s new show right now, and it hurts to both sit and stand, so here I am, in all of my co-exec producer glory, …
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industry professional
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I dream of martini
In my regular life I probably have one, maybe two martini’s a year? But because I can’t have, it’s all that I want. I want to sit outside somewhere in a chair that doesn’t hurt …
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life is bending down
When it hurts to bend down you realize that’s what life is, picking things off the ground, or at least parenting, which is equal parts love, frustration, fatigue, chicken nuggets, and picking chicken nuggets off …
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an award
It feels fitting that we’re going to put this little girl who’s coming in EIGHT WEEKS, WHAT? in my office, forcing me to re-think, organize and move all of the work related crap I have …
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His Dreams
I’m at the point where it hurts to both lift Joe, and also sit with him, and also bend down to his level, so he’s at the point where he’s kind of given up on …
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my lap
Joe, most of the time, his entire life: Me: Joe, do you wanna sit on my lap and read a book? Joe: NO Me: Do you want a hug? Joe: NO Me: Do you want …
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medium old
I’m back at my Alma Mater, UNC chapel Hill, workshopping a play for Playmakers, and here she is, the Center for Dramatic Art, where I wrote my first plays and got many parking tickets and …
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do less
As I rifle through the Tetris of our freezer for breakfast sandwiches, wishing I’d had the time and forethought to make us a breakfast casserole, wincing from sciatic pain from lifting one kid while growing …
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that guy
We are currently all kind of covered in puke because Joe ate too many fries yesterday? BEEN THERE, JOE! So let’s focus on a cute thing: Joe calls everyone whose name he does not know …
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Who is Santa
I’ve been wondering how exactly to start the magic Santa lie with Joe, like do you just start…casually weaving Santa into conversation? Is it a sit down serious talk? Is there an online workshop I …