People, I’m actually really digging my new job, partially thanks to these little buggers – literally. They tend to bite, reek havock and cause drama, generally, i.e., more work for me, i.e. the making of …
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the bedbug
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sex
Unfortunately, amidst self-imposed deadlines and beaucoup de new projects needing astartin – my roommate ( Asian Girl Dan ), received the entire set of Sex and the City DVDS for her birthday. And by entire, …
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child-rearing via iphoto
I have discovered the key to entertaining these things they are calling ‘children.’ See, children like: shiny things, things that have to do with themselves, things that make them laugh, things they can control, and …
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I cuddled my coat
I wanted to see how it felt to hold me.
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a thorough report
And also You don’t need me to tell you that Halloween, as an evening, as an event, definitely shifts as you get older. For one, this thing called ‘booze’ is introduced and this thing called …
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Green
Fans, it seems like my fate may lay solely in the hands of my play Green, about a soldier just returned from Iraq whose gun and cigarette happen to talk to him. This play …
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she was murdered to death
Due to my ‘morning commute,’ which I now have, like a Real Person, I have taken to reading the free am paper, Metro. It gives you a basic rundown of how awful the world is, …
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BOO!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Me in circa nine hours. A ‘package,’ that is. Are you scared? I sure am. Two other scary things: the oddness of my outfit that I threw on at 7 am that seemed …
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Strength
I wish I was stronger. I really do. And how does one go about accumulating it? I do not refer to strength of fingernails, abs or butt. None of which I have. Actually, my butt …
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racism
My roommate – Stella – Korean – says things like ya’ll white people have it so hard. All ya’ll do is be racist all the time, no matter what you say, and you can’t help …