child-rearing via iphoto


I have discovered the key to entertaining these things they are calling ‘children.’ See, children like: shiny things, things that have to do with themselves, things that make them laugh, things they can control, and things that make noise.

I.e., i photo. Babysitters, hearken: train your wards in the art iphoto (most kids are mac savy these days anyways; it’s weird. It’s very, very weird.) and let them go on to ‘town.’ Seriously, hours. And then also, hours. And then – bedtime.

Also, okay, fine – it is very cute.

Also – it is not tv.




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