I’m realizing that if I’m ever going to make any money blogging – I need to blog – like – ABOUT something – right. So this is henceforth not a journal, but an Important Thing …
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On Pancakes
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on Park Slope
see – it totally 100% fear of the unknown that keeps us from making drastic and smallish changes in our lives. like trying – just for a like a week – to NOT eat cheese. …
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Affirmation, Loud Gay People, Evian. Oh, and the Drama Play.
1. There is is loud mf ing gay guy who always is transferring from the G to the E with me. He is so mf ing rude I could slap him a foot long. With …
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if i want to live here forever
I mean do I? Here is where I’m from. Winston-Salem, NC. The penis building especially makes in an extremely hospitable place to live. Technically – at this point in mon vie – I can do …
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if i were born pretty
i would be a totally different person. I might be bitchy, sluttier, and have more kids or venereal diseases. i am happy with the cute nose that is me. my turkey sandwich tastes like cinnamon, …
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heat, not sunlight, ripens tomatoes.
so says the snapple. it is sad this going downstairs to buy a snapple becomes an event. i tried having a blog thing in college – live journal – but stopped because – it seemed …
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not a still born. It’s alive and stuff.
So i have deemed it important that I start ‘blogging’ to keep me actively writing every day. I don’t know if anyone will read this besides me – but this is not important. What is …
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a blog is born.
born and stuff.