Because: every now and then, I let them out. I forget they are stocking-ed weapons of mandeath. And today, they were given so many instances of sidewalk praise. Proclamations of joy, adoration! So much …
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an ode to my legs
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transit
To those that perceive me to be deep or complex in Any Way, please note the conversation I had with myself in my Mind today while riding the Bus: (Note, again, real fast: there’s …
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nerd
I am beginning a steady hearting of the Thing that is the Graphic Novel. This week, I steadily heart Fun Home, a sort of bleak but really compelling memoir penned by one booky lesbian. Also, …
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I thank you
Today, I got to sleep til Nine and had a cup of coffee and read the paper. Now I get to prop shop and spin. Now THAT’s what I call justice and equality.
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fat kids!
An entirely unstaged photograph: To the Curious, who are most likely few: Fine. I will spew what I’ve been up to. I’ve been in rehearsaland for Fat Kids on Fire , my new drama play. …
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This puke was Just Born
So many millions of hairs were held back as Manhattan somehow managed to Throw Up on Itself. The smell permeates the Subway as the City sinks to the floor.
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serious andes
Seriously? Okay, so, check it. Everything going on it adult people TV is secretly happening with kids TV, too. Reality challenges, etc. There’s this series called Serious. 8 kids rough it on some weird adventure …
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reading to children
Do not secretly skip parts, tired as you may be. They will sense your lies, and then they will use your butt as a trampoline. And this hurts.
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I am writing this 100 times
Raise your hand if you support my selection of this 19th-century esque etching thing of a ‘hand’ ‘writing’ for my ‘handwriting’ diatribe.’ Raise it. In efforts to further personalize business relationships, today, I am …
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the little vacuum that could
I suck. So what if I do. I suck more than 34% of people, but 66% suck inordinately more than myself. If I spent all of my time lamenting the ways in which I suck, …