I’m gonna put this post up. People, welcome to back sweat. The kind that makes your summer dress/girlfriend’s Tshirt/bad H&M ‘grown up’ clothes stick menacingly to your region. And need I even mention its evil …
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I am. Getting so Hot. I’m gonna learn about the Ozone.
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And This is What I’m Doing Now
So in April, I got an email from Mr. Pippin Parker. Subject Reading: How old are you anyways? Body Reading: How Old are you Anyways. I promptly responded: 24. To which he responded with a …
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How to Please Your Man with Balls.
So I’ve been reading a lot ABOUT blogs, and apparently, I’m doing it totally wrong – one CANNOT vent about a certain thing, then suddenly switch to another train of thought, then switch again. This …
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i’m supposed to do this
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Working Man’s Clothes
So I have officially invited other ‘delicately’ emerging playwrights to read my blog for small pieces of joy/inspiration/brutal doses of reality/cute little ha-ha’s in the privacy of one’s own apartment. I hope I get response! …
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On Pancakes
I’m realizing that if I’m ever going to make any money blogging – I need to blog – like – ABOUT something – right. So this is henceforth not a journal, but an Important Thing …
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on Park Slope
see – it totally 100% fear of the unknown that keeps us from making drastic and smallish changes in our lives. like trying – just for a like a week – to NOT eat cheese. …
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Affirmation, Loud Gay People, Evian. Oh, and the Drama Play.
1. There is is loud mf ing gay guy who always is transferring from the G to the E with me. He is so mf ing rude I could slap him a foot long. With …
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if i want to live here forever
I mean do I? Here is where I’m from. Winston-Salem, NC. The penis building especially makes in an extremely hospitable place to live. Technically – at this point in mon vie – I can do …
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if i were born pretty
i would be a totally different person. I might be bitchy, sluttier, and have more kids or venereal diseases. i am happy with the cute nose that is me. my turkey sandwich tastes like cinnamon, …