The Brunstet’s are trying to get together a serious family vacay before Dan and Tim deploy and Dad’s session starts. We can’t leave the country, lest D&T be dogders or flee-er’s or what have you, …
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Vacay
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heh.
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jewey ard
so I want to go here. So I’m applying. So I have to write a letter thing telling them why I want to, which is hard, cause I feel like it should just be a …
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tragedy
Last night, millions of swarms of firetrucks and ambulances alike rushed to the home of Ms. Spears, who was belligerently refusing to release her little boy nuggets to their baby daddy. Smiling, F-ed up on …
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the contents of my purse
Given my most recent line of work, that of securing homeplaces for people I Do Not Know (which is oddly gratifying), these things: in no particular order: can pretty much always be found on my …
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what i done did
I done did it, and it was Good. I feel all New, and Things. I’d like to thank my inappropriately small dress, my secret love of ‘black people dancing,’ and my grand friend Isaac Byrne, …
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touche.
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New Years
It is nearly impossible to decided what to do with yourself on a one night shebang, but This new year, I choose to nerd it up with my theatery friends and get thoroughly Stupid. To …
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grad school
Let the payments begin. Oh fudge. I am totally fudged.
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fatigue
See my brain on toast.