The fat hairy rat lept, bold, out of the garbage truck on west 38th street. He sprinted towards the sewer; freedom; rapidly crossing the path of a group of business clad ladies, who all …
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i love new york
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deathbook
If you plan on using your macbook for purposes such as writing, emailing, doing, everything all the time, a lot, really really need it, or documenting your recent mild atrocity of a trip to California …
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la
So Cal: or as my Dad dubs it, Northern Mexico. A more detailed of my voyage, with pictures and everything, to come, BUT: One would think that wherever you go in LA, you can see …
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i’m in california
it’s beautiful. I can’t believe it. Right on the water. Mountains and breaking waves and Elizabeth Castoria. The spending of my life savings on little dresses and shoes and gifts for my loved ‘uns. Fantastic. …
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…what?
So my recently seperated siamese twins (a love story) story, Arms, is finally out in this anthology, which is awesome. It looks like this: But why?
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half my friends are acrobats
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face thing
People, I have a gift. May it never be said that I was not a Gal of many talents. I have been told, and it has been proven true, that I can make some of …
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gnocchi
When I go, they will say about me: That one. She was not hard to Please.
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important
It is important to stand flippantly with friends outside a payless in midtown, en route to Sex and the City (the movie, friends. The movie.) It is even more important to bring your Gays with …
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you’ve been waiting your whole life for this
Yes, ever since you were running an errand for work past the Manhattan Library on 40th and 5th (You know, the one with the grandiose Lion Statues) and you saw a crowd and stopped and …