Just popping on here to make fun myself, who wakes up every morning with a to-do list, which is why I oftentimes drop and burn things, I’M WORKING ON IT OKAY? Yesterday I was on …
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apologies
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Nipples
Here’s something they don’t tell you about having kids: if you’re like me and don’t have a Garden of Eden flowing river of breast milk, so you give your baby both breast milk and formula, …
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an award
It feels fitting that we’re going to put this little girl who’s coming in EIGHT WEEKS, WHAT? in my office, forcing me to re-think, organize and move all of the work related crap I have …
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catalytic convertor
The other night, Mo and I woke up at 4 AM to the sound of someone sawing his catalytic converter off his car, and then peeling off into the night. (Please note that I JUST …
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I am a good person (?)
I felt like a very, VERY good person and planet steward when I ordered myself a bunch of reusable straws, but then I realized that I Amazon Primed them, which basically cancels out any goodness? …
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Order in the Kitchen
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the patriarchy? Probably because I have a very good Mother? But I can’t start the day, or go to sleep, with a messy kitchen. I need everything in …
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heads up
Just a quick heads up, I’ve kept these basil and mint plants alive for going on something like 7 weeks now so it’s HIGHLY POSSIBLE that I (and maybe you?) am living in some sort …
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Car Books
For Joe, all books, regardless of whether or not they actually contain Cars, are called Car books, because there is always a CHANCE that there might be a car in the book (and sometimes, when …
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Order Water Wipes
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Ethics of Plastic
If you purchase your child another plastic thing from Amazon but the thing is a Recycling truck made out of Recycled Plastic ARE YOU STILL A BAD PERSON? DID THE TREE EVEN FALL?