The thing that popped into my brain this morning at 5:45a, listening to Bob do her morning phonetic warm-ups, is that when I lived in NYC in my early 20s I used to read the …
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missed connections
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Hide and Poop
Joe’s favorite game right now is Hide and Seek but he’s very bad at it and it’s my favorite thing. He says I’M GOING TO HIDE RIGHT HERE! COME AND FIND ME! or tells me …
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sweets
Joe’s halloween candy still hangs in a bag by the door, he’s forgotten about it, doesn’t want it. Yesterday he started crying at a birthday party, mama I don’t want birthday cake, I’m not hungry, …
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I baked
I had my first IN PERSON PITCH in four years today, so naturally I spent all of the time I should have spent going over my document baking things from the book (Sorghum Molasses cookies …
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Questions
Mama, which car do you want to drive? What’s the moon going to be for Halloween? Do I make you happy? Is he a kid or a people? Does Santa bring all the presents? Does …
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this is covid
I don’t want to make light of this, because I know that nearly 7 million people have died of Covid, but last night, when I finally got my positive test, I finally felt like I …
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apologies
Just popping on here to make fun myself, who wakes up every morning with a to-do list, which is why I oftentimes drop and burn things, I’M WORKING ON IT OKAY? Yesterday I was on …
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famous person face
Very very oftentimes, in LA, you’ll find yourself out to dinner and working at a coffee shop, trying to contribute to the Hollyweird canon, and you will see a guy sitting nearby and think, that …
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Bacon
Today, on If my Dreams were any more On the Nose They would BE A NOSE: I dreamt I had made a big pan of perfect bacon, I had a lot of it and it …
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tomorrow will worry about itself
The bible tells us to not worry about tomorrow, because tomorrow will worry about itself, each day has enough trouble of its own, but it’s just like, what if tomorrow FORGETS to worry about itself …