I just thought this might be an interesting tidbit for any readers here who AREN’T dramatic writers, surely there are a few? The bit is this: about 90% of writing for the screen or the …
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what do you want
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the nothing game
Just documenting the Nothing Game here, before I forget it. It goes like this. Many mornings, let’s say most of them, while we’re all eating breakfast, we play the Nothing Game. It goes like this: …
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buns
Little known fact: the scene in Father of the Bride when Steve martin looses his shit at the grocery store and starts ‘removing superfluous buns’ is actually a documentary about my own life, one that …
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Switzerland
A play called Switzerland about a chronically neutral woman who goes on a long planned Switzerland with her two best friends, only to find herself caught between their decades long feud, and for the first …
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a little bird
An actual thought I’ve been thinking lately: I should try and have more thoughts. Like thoughts that aren’t related to kids or something I’ve been contracted to write. Like my own raw, human thoughts. Occasionally …
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fruit
As much as I’m turning into my Mother, I’m also turning into my Dad. I worry about how much strawberries cost, and stress when we don’t eat all of the strawberries we buy, I worry …
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where’s my nose
POV: Bobbie, reflecting on her Mother. She’s a smart lady, very nice, warm, she smells like toothpaste and hard boiled eggs. She knows where all the snacks are and takes me where I need to …
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nice dress
Scene: Morrison and I on a date night, at our local bar. I’m wearing a dress made out of workout pants and I’m really feeling myself. I head to the bar to order another round. …
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A spacious room
HOTEL EMPLOYEE: Welcome to Very Cool NYC Hotel that’s cool because it has no Things in it, because you’re so cool you don’t need things. Me: Where can I put my bag? EMPLOYEE:…The floor Me: …
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would you like a membership
Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: Would you like to sign up for membership today? It’s only x amount of dollars. me:………….. Employee at Children’s museum or zoo: ….ma’am? me: Sorry, I’m just adding up …