Blaine was recently lamenting that her daughter 5 year old daughter Ruby was going to have dinner and a movie at a friend’s house, and then soon she’d be driving, and then leaving, and all …
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do you want to sleep over
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NO WORRIES EXCLAMATION POINT
I can’t stop thinking about this meme, Gif? I saw recently? Post? Fig? Mom? Image? This. There is nothing more frantic than No Worries, nothing more desperate than All Good. There is always a Secret …
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Your Bunions report is waiting for you
Very grateful that years ago, I sent my spit off to a company, so that I can gain invaluable insight into my past, present, and future, my Jewish heritage, the presence (or, thankfully, lackthereof) of …
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by any other name
Morrison got a pack of Wife Beaters for an audition, and after hearing it said and saying it aloud myself a few times, I decided that it’s officially time to re-name them. So after very …
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how to lose the baby weight
Have a baby Google how to lose baby weight Like, spend a lot of time reading about it eat so many hard boiled eggs Read long articles about leafy greens while eating actual Cake Give …
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Light Week
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How to get Dressed
Congrats! You have found 45 seconds this morning to get dressed before the toddler loses his shit over needing to go to the park, NOW. Here’s how to Get Dressed. reach for the nearest clothes …
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Pukesgiving
‘‘Twas the Night before Thanksgiving And all through John and Jacy’s apartment Not a creature was stirring Except for my exorcist puking into the guest bathroom toilet, an errant smoothie perhaps? And puke I kept …
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do butter
I shared this on Instagram already but this really bears repeating: yesterday I accidentally dropped and shattered this butter ornament in a gift shop. It’s not the nicest thing to do to a small business …
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HAVE BABY, WILL TRAVEL
Having a pandemic quarantine baby means you really, REALLY don’t go anywhere. I literally can’t even fathom taking him to a Store. It took us weeks to even take the dude for a walk. So …