HOTEL EMPLOYEE: Welcome to Very Cool NYC Hotel that’s cool because it has no Things in it, because you’re so cool you don’t need things.

Me: Where can I put my bag?

EMPLOYEE:…The floor

Me: Where can I sit?

EMPLOYEE: The bed

Me: Where can I do my zoom meetings

EMPLOYEE: Also the bed

Me: Where can I put my shoes

EMPLOYEE: Obviously the floor

Me: Hmmm

EMPLOYEE: Oh and here’s a free bottle of white wine!

Me: Is there a fridge to make it cold?

EMPLOYEE: ………..

Me:………..

EMPLOYEE: BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE BED, AND THE FLOOR?