I got to see these two ACTUAL HUMAN BREATHING FACES yesterday: my agent, Derek, and my lawyer, David. I’ve been with Derek for….twelve years? And David for 8? They rarely get sung, so I want …
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GUESS WHAT’S BACK
The Drama Bookshop BROADWAYYYYYYY! Seeing plays with friends Going to Dinner with friends after Play Being followed and accosted by a mentally disturbed man while leaving said Dinner, being told I’M GOING TO KILL YOU …
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Fun Fact
Rapid Covid tests are basically exactly like pregnancy tests. You must hold your breath as you wait for the faint pink line to appear, or not, sending all women who’ve ever tried to get pregnant, …
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we are here
Q: have I been away from New York just long enough that walking its streets makes me wax poetic like a little old baby Joan Didion in athleisure pants? A: OBVIOUSLY. My favorite thing to …
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Never Alone
Sobbing in the shower this morning over having to leave Joe for TEN FREAKING DAYS (to NYC to workshop the Notebook, poor me), I was reminded of the LAST time I sobbed in the shower: …
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iremember
I’m using a service called imemories™ to digitize a bunch of old family pictures. Packing the pictures carefully into to shipping pre-paid box that shouts iMEMORIES™ on its side, I feel the future as the …
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a Rainbow
We were greeted this morning by 40 seconds of rain, and then a BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW, fully arcing over our backyard. Me, to the Rainbow: A RAINBOW! There was a rainbow the morning of our wedding! …
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Happy Hour
One of the absolute WORST things about having a best friend who’s studying to be a nutrition coach (I see u Blaine) is that you learn things you don’t want to know, like the fact …
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Boo Bear
This is Boo Bear. He belonged to Morrison when he was a kid, and now, he belonged to Joe. Coincidentally (OR NOT?) my parents’ nickname for me when I was a kid was ALSO Boo …
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Cheese
Me: Joe! want to try this vegetable? Joe: Cheese. Me: Okay, how about this one? Joe: No thanks. Cheese. Me: Or THIS one? Joe:….Cheese. Me: Okay, um. Strawberry? Joe: Hmm. Actually, yeah! Me: Really? Okay, …