We were greeted this morning by 40 seconds of rain, and then a BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW, fully arcing over our backyard.

Me, to the Rainbow: A RAINBOW! There was a rainbow the morning of our wedding! And Joe is a Rainbow baby! It’s a blessing! It’s an omen! IT’S A SIGNNNNNNNNN!

The Rainbow: Actually, a rainbow is a meteorological phenomenon that is caused by reflection, refraction and dispersion of light in water droplets resulting in a spectrum of light in the sky.

Me: Did you get that from wikipedia?

The Rainbow:…..yes.