I submit the following as evidence of the fact that there is too much in my brain right now:
Last night, as we’re walking past a pond full of loud and expressive frogs:
Me: isn’t it crazy that they make those sounds with their legs?
Me: nope. That’s crickets. THAT’S CRICKETS.
Me: CRICKETS, THAT’S CRICKETS. FROGS ARE THROATS, JUST KEEP WALKING.