I submit the following as evidence of the fact that there is too much in my brain right now:

Last night, as we’re walking past a pond full of loud and expressive frogs:

Me: isn’t it crazy that they make those sounds with their legs?

Morrison:…..what?

Me: what?

Morrison:……….

Me: nope. That’s crickets. THAT’S CRICKETS.

Morrison: (laughing)

Me: CRICKETS, THAT’S CRICKETS. FROGS ARE THROATS, JUST KEEP WALKING.