A kiss on the hand May be quite continental Bu KNIVES are a girl’s best friennnnndddddd (Morrison got me these beautiful german knives for Christmas) (I CAN’T WAIT TO CHOP THINGS WITH THEM)
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Knives are a girls best friennndddddd
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midcentury modern baby gate
Can also double as an overpriced bench that you got from a tiny vintage furniture store back when you never thought about things like VISITING BABY NEPHEWS ACCIDENTALLY HURDLING THEMSELVES DOWN YOUR STAIRS.
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WHO EVEN ARE WE
A myriad of thank you’s to Morrison’s parents for sending us this epic and beautiful floral and succulent display that makes me feel like I’m royalty and I live in a Spa in a Castle …
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furniture shopping for drunks
Furniture salesperson: This couch features crypton fabric. You can spill anything on it, and it just beads up, then you wipe it off with a rag! It’s resistant to everything! Me:….even wine? Furniture salesperson:Yep! Even …
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how to move
– Procure boxes – Look at all of your worldly items, take them all in, ask yourself why you’ve kept them, now they’re dirty, falling apart, or remind you of bad times, or of being …
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how to remember things
Remember that one time this Summer when both the LA times and the NY times ran articles about The Cake within the span of a week, and it was completely insane and perhaps everything I’ve …
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Look at me / Don’t look at me
Being that I almost have a grown up person house of my own, it is finally time for me to stop storing things at my parent’s house like a college freshman. My Mom most recently …
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marriage song
Now that I’m a locked down and spoken for and happily married woman person, I truly have only one regret: I can no longer be spurned or rejected by someone I’m deeply in love with. …
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re: moving up in the world
This past year has held a lot of big life moves and changes: marriage, house, producer-ing, but most of all, THERE IS THE FACT THAT I NOW OWN MY OWN CHUNK OF SOMEONE ELSE’S HAIR …
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Clutch.
I need a clutch for the Emmy’s, I mean, literally just a small purse to hold that I can put my phone in, that I might Clutch in a picture. I don’t where women find …