Were I to be doing self-reflective inventory of my best and worst qualities, I would say that one of the worst is that I am NEVER. PRESENT (except of course for our wedding reception, during …
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never present
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I used to be fun
Three years ago this week, I was gallivanting around Iceland, hiking various glaciers and swimming in various lagoons. This week, in checking Lowes.com everyday to see if their Labor Day sale as started so we …
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effective marketing
I somehow ended up on the Upper Middle Class Women who love Tshirts that Say Socially Conscious Things especially if they are Soft listserv, and I’m not mad at it. Last week I got an …
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formerly fat career girl
Sometimes my own thought processes horrify me. Yesterday the New York Times ran an article about me, which I honestly have been secretly dreaming about FOR YEARS. My first thoughts once I saw that it …
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lip colored lips
I just realized that I paid a decent amount of actual human money for lip stuff that is actual just the color of my lips. Are my colors fading? Am I an old shirt? Is …
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COOOOOOKKKKIEEESSSSSSSS
What’s even better than Cake served after a play about Cake? HOMEMADE COOKIES DECORATED FOR THE CHARACTERS IN A PLAY ABOUT CAKE #LAYERS
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forever keepsake
I wrote a Noah’s Ark Cake into my Cake Play because why would you not, and some genius props person made this out of clay: I can’t wait to take it home with me after …
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the names of Boats
At the request of Mrs. Foster Keddie, Mr. Foster Keddie took Mrs. Foster Keddie up to Santa Barbara for the weekend before her birthday, so that Mrs. Foster Keddie might indulge in one of her …
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grown up spread
We had some friends over for a barbecue yesterday. Most of the conversations revolved around work and real estate and school districts and gestational diabetes, really confirming my suspicion that we are in our mid-30s. …
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baby’s first high fashion moment
MOVE OVER BEYONCE I HAVE A PURSE THAT MATCHES MY NECKLACE THE NECKLACE ALSO MATCHES THE PURSE IT WORKS IN BOTH DIRECTIONS