THIS grown up forehead-carrier left her house for work this morning not only NOT with wet hair, but with DRY hair that she even managed to run a curling iron through. WHERE IS MY PRIZE? …
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GROWN UP DEMANDS STICKER
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with love / for cheese
Oh do you NOT have a cheeseboard with your wedding hastag carefully carved into it? THEN YOU CLEARLY DO NOT HAVE MY MOM FOR A MOTHER WHO LOVINGLY GIFTS SUCH THINGS. SO I GUESS ALSO …
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I have an office
Last night I was writing in my office, and I suddenly stopped and thought to myself, I am writing in my office. I actually stopped, took stock of these things: I am a writer. I have a …
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fortune, and what to do with it
Today, on your college intro to ethics class: yesterday morning while jogging I spotted a twenty dollar bill on the ground. I stopped to pick it up — but then I thought, I don’t need …
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WHO GON STOP ME NOW
SPENT AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF TIME MAKING THESE MINI CHOCOLATE BUNDT CAKES WITH SALTED CARAMEL FROSTING FOR THE CAST AND CREW OF LA JOLLA CAKE FOR OPENING THEN SPENT MORE TIME PROCURING MINI CAKE BOXES …
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my kinda bouquet
FRESH SEASONAL INHALABLE
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fabric samples:
COMPLETE PARALYSIS OF DECISION MAKING, OR: HOW TO UNRAVEL YOUR SENSE OF SELF COMPLETELY AND WONDER WHY YOU HAVE MONEY AT ALL, LIKE WHY ARE YOU EVEN SO LUCKY TO HAVE IT, AND HOW AND …
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THINGS (SHOES) = PEACE AND HAPPINESS
I’m still not quite sure what the question is, but THESE GREEN VELVET SLIPPER HEELS THAT FOLD AROUND MY FEET LIKE ANGEL EARS ARE 100% THE ANSWER.
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to be known
Really actually the best part of Christmas, or really any gift-giving holiday, is discovering how Known you are by those around you, perhaps even more than you know yourself. Take this stamp set that Morrison …
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CHRISTMAS LIST, UNLOCKED
OH HI, are you taking a moment away from your family, be they great, to retreat into the calm of internet, which is to say, take a contemporary deep breath? WELCOME! Don’t forget to also …