POWERRRRRRR

For my bday, Daria gifted me with this beautiful thing that she did not even know I’ve been lusting after, because yes it IS possible to have sexual feelings for a necklace (?). Here is a list of things that my new necklace makes me feel:

– Joy

–  I CONTAIN THE FORCE OF THE SUN

– Captain Planet.

– Material superiority

–   METER MAID IN A RAY BRADBURY BOOK

– ….Egypt?

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