For my bday, Daria gifted me with this beautiful thing that she did not even know I’ve been lusting after, because yes it IS possible to have sexual feelings for a necklace (?). Here is a list of things that my new necklace makes me feel:
– I CONTAIN THE FORCE OF THE SUN
– Captain Planet.
– Material superiority
– METER MAID IN A RAY BRADBURY BOOK