Loyal fanbase, my Valentine(s) to you are A:) this really disturbing picture of a couple’s glove: and B.) the best One Minute Play Ever by Tommy Smith: The Wire. You should really watch The Wire. …
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A Valentine
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this is day is special, because
This year, to me, Valentines Day just means that I’m wearing some of my favorite golden and floral jewelry, and that at work I ate a cake pop shaped like a tulip. After all: aren’t …
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A poem that I imagine is true
The ache of marriage The ache of marriage: thigh and tongue, beloved, are heavy with it, it throbs in the teeth We look for communion and are turned away, beloved, each and each It is …
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My NightmareDream Come True
This couple met on a Delta flight from New York to Chicago last year – and yesterday, he proposed to her over the flight attendant’s intercom while the plane was en route. And naturally, she …
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Boy: Fed
Steve and I are most accustomed to shoving food into our gobs in front of the TV. Last night we used the TABLE. Look at it, being all tabley. And yes, those are matching yet …
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Oh smack!
I just remembered these! Remember when you used to have to make and bring in valentines for your entire class and you bought them by the box and stuck candy in them and dropped them …
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king of the castle
Happy Father’s Day to this guy! I honestly can’t say enough good things about my Dad. As I’ve gotten older, he’s morphed from a Dad-person who gives me talking-to’s in his study, to a buddy, …
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trickery!
Last night, we were able to surprise Steve with a going away party, SORT OF. It’s hard to trick someone that you tell everything to, and I kept being totally weird and being like LET’S …
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‘Treatise on Domesticated Animal Behavior’
Or: Reason number 1,347 why I like Steve, who sent this to me at 3 am: ‘We have animals living with us. As us. Over thousands of years they have been bred and evolved …
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totes adorbs
‘Word’ is an amazingly well stocked little book store in greenpoint by steve’s house, the epitome of local-business classy and cute. We try and buy books there when we need books, to give money where …