OLD MAN LEAVING COFFEE PLACE BEHIND ME: If I was eighty years younger, I woulda chased you out the door! Good lookin woman!
ME: hahahaha I run pretty fast, so….
OLD MAN: Well maybe you could slow down fer me!
ME: hahahaha, maybe, hahahaha
OLD MAN: I – I think I forgot my donut –
ME: What kind was it?
OLD MAN: Blueberry, was it blueberry?
ME: Great donut.
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ME: Well! Nice to meet you.