Or: the most action I’ve seen in weeks

OLD MAN LEAVING COFFEE PLACE BEHIND ME:  If I was eighty years younger, I woulda chased you out the door! Good lookin woman!

ME: hahahaha I run pretty fast, so….

OLD MAN: Well maybe you could slow down fer me!

ME: hahahaha, maybe, hahahaha

OLD MAN: I – I think I forgot my donut –

ME: What kind was it?

OLD MAN: Blueberry, was it blueberry?

ME: Great donut.


ME: Well!  Nice to meet you.

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