Driving to work this AM, waiting at a light, I remembered how when I was little, I wondered, or assumed, or even DECIDED that little people lived inside of the lights, and peered through the …
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why things Are
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how to move
– Procure boxes – Look at all of your worldly items, take them all in, ask yourself why you’ve kept them, now they’re dirty, falling apart, or remind you of bad times, or of being …
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Paper.
The one year anniversary is Paper, and for this very purpose, Morrison has secretly been saving all of our paper from the past three years: tickets stubs for plays, movies, Disneyland, awards shindigs, tickets to …
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GEMS.
As luck would have it, we made it through an ENTIRE YEAR OF MARRIAGE. We are even strongly considering the possibility of, you know, continuing it forever, as it has been rewarding, character building, wonderful, …
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you can’t act if you don’t know
I stumbled across this excerpt from Ray Bradbury’s Something Wicked this way Comes today, and was really struck by it: “Have I said anything I started out to say about being good? God, I don’t …
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how they get you
Consumer: I would please like a bed frame to hold my bed off the ground. Pleasant Furniture store: Great! Here’s a reasonably priced bed frame, to hold your bed. Consumer: Great! Now, I would please …
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Look at me / Don’t look at me
Being that I almost have a grown up person house of my own, it is finally time for me to stop storing things at my parent’s house like a college freshman. My Mom most recently …
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why to invent a time machine
There are many reasons to invent a time machine, including but not limited to stopping my cousin from walking in on me changing into my bathing suit at the family reunion that one time, murdering …
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re: how contractor’s kids go to college
Contractor: Sorry, we have to rip a bunch of gaping holes in the walls all throughout the house that you guys just bought with all of the money you’ve ever had and then some. Us:….Okay, …
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Let them in
My first plays in college were very much just me trying to articulate and work through some things that were troubling me about my life, about the world and the way that I saw it. …