Contractor: Sorry, we have to rip a bunch of gaping holes in the walls all throughout the house that you guys just bought with all of the money you’ve ever had and then some.
Contractor: To fix all of the faulty electrical work so that you don’t all die in a house fire which would, you know, be kind of lame, given how hard you have worked to obtain said house, and you know, life.
Us:….Okay, sounds good, let’s do it. Rip them holes, fix them wires.
Contractor: It will cost ten grand.
Us: OW. OKAY.
(A month later)
Contractor: Okay, the wires are fixed!
Us: AMAZING, THANK YOU!
Contractor: Would you like me to….close the gaping holes in the wall that I made all throughout your house?
Contractor: THAT WILL BE TEN THOUSAND MORE DOLLARS MU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA