After a much needed 5:30 PM post-work power nap, you take a moment, actually a long SERIES of moments, to gaze lovingly at your new teapot that you ordered to match the pepper shaker that …
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how know you’re 97
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Acceber Rettetsnurb
Every now and then, like a regular amount of times, like only 3-4 times a day, I think about what my full legal name sounds like spelled backwards, which is a thing I figured out …
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WORLD IS ENDING
I am now receiving Ads on facebook for a HIP CUTE HOME SPERM INJECTOR, with a cute name and cute branding pics like it’s a home meal service or fun socks or a way to …
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thinking ahead
It’s extra warm in LA this morning and the air has that feeling of renewal and Spring so it’s definitely time to start planning things like Easter Brunch, and asking big questions like what Closet …
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inside animal
I’m in NYC for two weeks for a Notebook workshop and I can’t stop looking at a Dog. I learned recently that the Spirit Animal is a Native American cultural concept that it’s best to …
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not mantra
My mantra has pretty much always been I do not have a mantra, I am not a person who does mantras, but recently, a mantra has developed in my head on its own, and so, …
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care of creatures
I interrupt the regularly scheduled Christmas related content to flag two dreams I’ve had recently: ONE. I had a giant pet black hippo who could stand on his hind legs. When we weren’t making pasta …
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Me, and how I’m Crazy
I’m taking a break through the holidays from worrying and obsessing about getting pregnant, or at least this is what I’m telling myself, if not shouting at myself. It mostly involves frantic compartmentalization, which makes …
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Next Play
Last night, while rambling about how much I love broccoli and how I prepared the broccoli for our dinner because I am just an incredibly interesting person who is very fun to be around, Morrison …
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But have you tried
The other day at my acupuncturist, and other words that LA people start sentences with, my gal Dr. Hong removed the needles from my face, and suddenly, without warning or explanation, started to light me …