Every now and then, like a regular amount of times, like only 3-4 times a day, I think about what my full legal name sounds like spelled backwards, which is a thing I figured out in Middle School (which is in fact what Middle School is for; there is literally no other purpose.) This morning when apropos of nothing, I said my backwards name outloud, Morrison pointed out that it sounds like the name of a D&D gnome, which is my new favorite thing about my backwards name, and got me successfully through the next five minutes of life. Do you know YOUR name spelled backwards? Can you Say it? If not, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE? WHAT WAS YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL FOR? SINCERELY, ACCEBER RETTETSNURB