We had the honor of being included in a Rosh Hoshanah dinner last night, and my main take away, other than the weird and beautiful feeling the sung prayers gave me: LORD, WHERE HAVE YOU …
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WHY TO BE JEWISH
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starbox
Just a few days ago, in the shopping center down the street from my house, there was Not Starbucks. And now, THERE IS STARBUCKS: It’s as if the store itself is shipped to its new …
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punmasters
The other night I made us halibut, and Morrison Keddie suffered hours of my workshopping the perfect halibut joke. (Spoiler: none of them work. Just don’t even try. Not even ‘halibut what if you didn’t.’) …
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your mess
Sometimes I get stuck behind a garbage truck and I’m like wahhhhhhhh, I am stuck behind a garbage truck, garbage truck how DARE you, but then I remember: THE GARBAGE TRUCK IS REMOVING AND DISPOSING …
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FAKE FALL
TEMPERATURES IN LA HAVE SOARED BELOW 75 TO 68 THE SKY IS SLIGHTLY LESS THAN PERFECTLY JUST SUNNY THERE IS ONE CLOUD IT RAINED FOR TWENTY SEVEN SECONDS TIME TO PRETEND IT’S FALL AND WRAP …
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soundtrack
One of my favorite things about being the protagonist of my own life is how my music library is still peppered with random sound effects from plays I helped make twelve years ago. Airport ambient …
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Freeeeee storms!
Hi, did you need a hurricane, or really any sort of big storm, be it winter or tropical? Just give me a heads up, and I’ll buy a plane ticket to that place, and sure …
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Q:
WHAT DO GOATS AND MORRISON HAVE IN COMMON? A. THEY DON’T LOVE TO HAVE THEIR PICTURE TAKEN SO JUST GRAB IT WHENEVER AND HOWEVER YOU CAN ALSO THEY BOTH LIKE FOOD
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LOVER’S LIFT
THREE MONTHS TIL THE WEDDING MORRISON IS GOING TO START BULKING UP I’M GOING TO START SLIMMING DOWN SOON OUR SIZES WILL ECLIPSE EACH OTHER AND HE WILL LIFT ME LIKE A BABY CARROT UNDER …
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Winosaurus Bex.
It’s really seriously actually finally time for me to start getting really serious about trimming up for my big (our) (my) big day, which is THREE MONTHS FROM TOMORROW. I’m considering a whole 30 diet …