To those who are joyous today, I understand that you are frustrated, disenfranchised, desperate for work, for a change that feels real, trying to feed your families, clinging to what you’ve been taught is right, …
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election response #6,378,892
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glamour
OH SO YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH WEDDING TALK? NO MA’AM. I have a head cold that just won’t quit and stress and fatigue just in general, but what I also have is THIS …
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FOREVER CHANGED
Today, on When Humans have Too Much Time on their Hands: I HAVE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LIVE MY ENTIRE LIFE UP UNTIL THIS VERY DAY WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF THIS WONDERFULLY HORRIBLE THANKSGIVING TURKEY CAKE, …
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unhalloween
Being a married woman now, I am, in fact, far too elegant and mature to engage in any sort of seasonal pageantry or casual workplace costume contest, and far too busy on my week-ends with …
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The dance(s)
FACT: The Brunstetters are not great dancers, by nature or trade. ALSO FACT: The Foster-Keddies, by contrast, are in fact VERY GOOD DANCERS. MOST IMPORTANT FACT: Morrison took ballroom dancing in high school and is …
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the box
Once Morrison and I were married, he finally got to open my box, BY WHICH I OF COURSE MEAN the delicately wrapped gift containing a letter I had to write to my future husband in …
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diary of moments
Just so that I never forget the madness that has descended upon me in the last few weeks as I prepare to emerge from my woman cocoon or whatever the heck, here is just a …
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classic Morrison move
Oh nothing, just Morrison’s nephew Morrison bringing the heat with the same at once loving and unsettling eyes that his Uncle has, or as his mom aptly put it, ‘casually staring into your soul.’
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The Bikini Cleanse
I am horrified but also sort of delighted to admit that I am currently partaking in a thing called ‘The Bikini Cleanse.’ Basically, you start your day with smoothie for breakfast that kind of tastes …
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Catbowl
Whoever got Cracker this catbowl off our registry, THANK YOU AND FYI HE CAN’T STOP SITTING IN IT AND STARING OFF INTO SPACE WITH A LOOK THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS ‘I’M SO HAPPY …