Now that I’m a locked down and spoken for and happily married woman person, I truly have only one regret: I can no longer be spurned or rejected by someone I’m deeply in love with. …
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marriage song
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BAHHHHHHHHsic
Sometimes I want to pretend like I am a unique being with beautiful, specific quirks that can only be found in the main characters of award winning novels, unpredictable, if not difficult to follow, impulsive …
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criticsism
Oftentimes when I read an unfavorable review of a play of mine, my first thought is to send the reviewer a long and earnest email defending my work, but I usually talk myself out of …
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The Narrative
If you’re going to be a couple who does Photobooths, which is to say, just a couple who is alive and in any sort of city right now as they are EVERYWHERE AS WE ARE …
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lie there and think about yourself
Maybe I’m doing it wrong, but I don’t like the part at the end of yoga where you’re supposed to ‘lie there and think about yourself, and only yourself.’ All I ever do is think …
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The Gallery
My mom sent the brostetters and I this picture last week: It’s pretty much every horrible art thing we ever made in school for our Dad, that he has ACTUALLY KEPT IN HIS OFFICE FOR …
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the antidote to everything
Niece nugget nibling Olivia Grace is 6 months into her life in this DROWNING COUNTRY THAT IS HELL BENT ON DESTROYING ITSELF. But sweet Livy is unaware. She is too busy deciding whether or not …
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To write Bravely
I’ve been thinking about what my next play is going to be….all I know is I want it to offer a new perspective on something divisive, like the Cake did. It’s a commission for Theater …
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goodness
Sometimes I question my own goodness, wonder if I’m kind enough to my fellow humans, just in general. Then I remember how much time I spend NOT YELLING AT MEN WHO WEAR LEGIT SNOW HATS …
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how to put your head in a box
1. Wait for a total solar eclipse that is visible from your country to happen, which will occur approximately four times in your lifetime 2.) Find a box, put a pinhole in the back so …