I recently required an Amazon Echo, which is a cute thing you can put in your kitchen so that the government can listen to you while you dice sweet potatoes, and also, it plays Spotify …
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re: my suppressed rage
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how DARE they
WHY WOULD YOU SULLY A PERFECT MOVIE BY REBOOTING IT UNNECESSARILY ALSO WHERE AND WHEN CAN I SEE IT
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Vanity
“Nobody sees anybody truly but all through the flaws of their own egos. That is the way we all see each other in life. Vanity, fear, desire, competition– all such distortions within our own egos– …
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Courage, or?
As I’ve noted 100 times before, so why not make it a lovely odd 101, I seem to exist in this intellectual in-between space, where I’m always playing devil’s advocate to polarizing ideas. But I …
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COFFEE = TRUTH
Sometimes I spend the whole morning feeling like an open wound, like everything stings and everything that doesn’t sting is completely falling apart and like nothing is safe and all tasks are undoable, but then …
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french women don’t get fat (?)
I found this book on the floor of Mack’s car, and like most things found in friend’s cars I decided to MAKE IT MINE. Apparently when she was in high school this was THE diet …
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miss a moment / make a moment
Next year, my parents will have been married for 40 years. (From what I can surmise from their relationship, the keys to a long lasting marriage are patience, communication and two televisions.) My uncle David …
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bathwater of choice
A combination of a series of long and draining weeks and it being almost Thanksgiving makes me want to submerge myself in a giant vat of butternut squash soup, and then rest on the warm top …
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sup, bra?
For reasons I will surely spend the rest of my life trying to understand, my bra somehow just undid itself under my shirt. Working theories: – my bra is a twelve year old boy – …
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Rosemary Nuts
Yesterday, I happened upon a jar of Rosemary Nuts, and now I can’t stop wondering who she is. Is she an aspiring stand up comedian who lives in a spare bedroom in North Hollywood with …