If you happen to be a person who says yes to everything, out of fear that if you say no, the person will reject you or think you are terrible, which is to say, 97% …
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The power of NOprah
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cake eat cake world
While the Cake here has closed, I am doing some rewrites for the next production of the Cake, and also at work we are talking about a story involving a Cake (SERIOUSLY: NOT EVEN MY …
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Room Porn
Today, on HOUSE WE HAVE A HOUSE: we have decided to renovate our kitchen and master bath before we move in. This involves about 9,000 tiny decisions, but thankfully, my husband has been looking at …
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effective marketing
I somehow ended up on the Upper Middle Class Women who love Tshirts that Say Socially Conscious Things especially if they are Soft listserv, and I’m not mad at it. Last week I got an …
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FRAILTY THY NAME IS GARLIC BREAD
To whoever was apparently straight up baking garlic bread outside the spinning studio this morning: NOT COOL, BRO. Whatever resolve we spinners have summoned to exercise is fragile. We teeter on the edge of stuffed …
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Je Jew!
For my 35th birthday, I gifted myself with a 23 and me kit. Basically you spit into a vial and give the vial to the mailman and a month later they email you and tell …
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RIP OFF
I realized something yesterday: I’ve basically spent the last five years writing Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes over and over and over. Now that I’ve realized this, do I have any intention whatsoever of …
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lip colored lips
I just realized that I paid a decent amount of actual human money for lip stuff that is actual just the color of my lips. Are my colors fading? Am I an old shirt? Is …
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all I see
Dear anyone who has made any sort of attempt to interact with me yesterday or today: I’m once again attempting a juice cleanse, being that I ate approximately nine cakes over the weekend (NOT SORRY) …
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Re: if I want to get coffee
NOTE: THE FOLLOWING MUSINGS DO NOT MEAN THAT I DO NOT WANT TO HELP YOUNG WRITERS, I REALLY DO, I JUST HAVE A THOUGHT ABOUT ALL OF THE COFFEES, END NOTE. Dear Young / emerging …