Morrison and I are in prep mode for the giant Easter potluck / egg hunt we’re hosting Sunday, in which we’re going to revel in all of our friend’s children for four hours THEN POLITELY ASK THEM TO LEAVE SO WE CAN WATCH GAME OF THRONES ALONE. In the invite, I called it an ‘all ages egg hunt’ which I’m realizing is a terrible idea, as obviously, the grown ups will find the eggs before the children. But as a thought experiment, I’m making a mental list of the things that would go inside of Grown-up eggs:
- Tiny succulents
- Midol
- Tylenol PM
- Weed Gummies
- Passwords to private links to indie short films
- Squirts of hand sanitizer
- Claritin
- Boullion cubes
- Xanax
- AND OTHER REASONS WHY THERE SHOULD NEVER BE A GROWN UP EGG HUNT