You guys. You guys. Partially inspired by De Niro in the King of Comedy, I’m developing my first bit for my stand up comedy routine that is going to occur weekly in my Mind.

Ahem.

‘LADIES!!!!! There are two types of ladies in this world. Those who dress up to go to the gynecologist – and those who don’t. She’s not gonna see you in your clothes, ladies! SHE’S NEVER GONNA SEE YOU IN YOUR CLOTHES! Amiright ladies?! LADIES!!’

And then I say ladies a couple times more. Then something about Lean Cuisines.