Today, on how to gain 30 pounds in five days, two of my lovely co-writers are having a waffle off, with the writers room as judges / victims / luckiest people in the world. Yesterday’s waffles were light, crispy, and featured blueberry honey and some jam from France. I think that when all is said and done / all waffles consumed, I will have to pretty much just declare Waffles the winner, just in general.