IT’S A LADY!I LIKE HER HAIRDO! I’M GONNA VOTE FOR HER!I LIKE FRIED CHICKEN! Bah. She’d just have her period all the time.
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SHE’S PURTY!
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Rarrr!
Because I am completely Looney Tunes, I found myself stressed out that I had three days off, and wanted to fill it with the most perfect and productive activities. So I went to a metal …
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new roomies!
Just fyi, I have new roommates, Ms.’s Anne and Sarah Kilby, and I am clinically obsessed with their collected and individual awesomeness. They hail from Mt. Airy, NC – and are the daughters of …
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erin mccarson
Yes, I write lots and lots of plays for her. How could I not? Look at that puddum. Most recently, erin starred in my new play Minerva’s Muscles in Working Man’s Clothes 3rd annual …
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what do you want from me?!
So he* saw my short play I Have It in LA and wants to film it. However, he cannot, because I’ve already signed an option with a pair of young filmmakers, giving them exclusive rights. …
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chocolate sorbet
She was skeptical at first – as she was, by nature, skeptical of all things that vegans like or that or supposed to be good/better for her.But from the moment she put in her gob, …
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A roast chicken, m’lady?
Steve and I did this last night. (For his birthday, I allowed him to be a total nerd.) (Okay. I was a giant nerd, too.) There is not much else I get would get on …
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fsshhhh
I officially own my first Free People Dress (purchased like 80 percent off, of course.) Look at how pensively I sport it. I have learned of this prestigious brand from the likes of Blaine …
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the godfather
Ahhhhhh I just watched it for the first time ever. Don’t judge. (Now I finally understand the approximately 800 godfather references that have furrowed my eyebrows throughout my life.) I am so thoroughly wowed …
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butt olympiad
Oh, the Olympics. Dog sitting once again on the Upper West Side, i find myselc abandoning all responsibilities to take in the flat screen and a mirage of summery sports. An observation: while boys may …