I officially own my first Free People Dress (purchased like 80 percent off, of course.) Look at how pensively I sport it.

I have learned of this prestigious brand from the likes of Blaine and Carrie – but never knew what the big to do was until I put this number on in the awkward community dressing room at Loeman’s. Um, I may never take it off. Apparently, in terms of this dress, being a ‘free’ person entails sporting a frock with fishes upon it. Oh, sundresses.