My new favorite thing that Joe runs around the house shouting is I’M A HELPER GUY!!!!!!!! While he WILL fly into a blind rage if you give him the wrong waffle or cheese, he’s kind …
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helper guy
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two plates of beignets
I think if you try hard enough, you can find a reason to make any day special for some random reason, but TODAY I declare special because I’m nine months pergernant and my pegenenancy app …
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are there snacks
I’m at once SO MOVED by this picture of bunch of LA firefighters heading off to Turkey to help with earthquake relief, and in awe of people’s willingness to help one another, but also SO …
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framily
The absolute best person to take care of your kid is Yourself, but sometimes you need to shower and organize cabinets and earn money, so the next best thing is Family, but sometimes, they live …
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I dream of sleeping
Pregnancy fatigue is a special bitch. When I’m not sleeping, I think about how I want to be sleeping, I wake up and want sleep, and while I actually AM sleeping, or attempting to, wrapped …
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Food diary
Coffee Water Prenatal vitamins Cold scrambled eggs eaten out of the pan Peanut butter banana smoothie Four handfuls of sour cream and cheddar chips, eaten out of the bag Unshelled pistachios, consumed while driving Entire …
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carried carefully
When you’re pregnant people tend to treat you kindly, gently, carefully, hold the door open for you and offer to bring your tea to your table so don’t have to carry it and tell you …
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a drawer
What is a blog, is it a drawer where you put coins and receipts? And pictures you don’t want to ever forget? I spent such an absurd amount of money on our family pictures last …
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You will be Happy
Today, on searing bits of found dialogue that you start collecting once your kid starts talking: Morrison, to Joe: when the baby comes, she’s probably not going to sleep a lot, so Mom and Dad …
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Merry January
HOT TIP: send out your Christmas cards in January, long after people have probably thrown away or stored actual Christmas cards, and they aren’t exactly sure when to throw yours out? So there you are, …