Today, on If my Dreams were any more On the Nose They would BE A NOSE: I dreamt I had made a big pan of perfect bacon, I had a lot of it and it …
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Bacon
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Pajamas
There are a lot of reasons to have more than one kid, like so they can keep each other company and so there’s more than one of them to take care of you when you’re …
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tomorrow will worry about itself
The bible tells us to not worry about tomorrow, because tomorrow will worry about itself, each day has enough trouble of its own, but it’s just like, what if tomorrow FORGETS to worry about itself …
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um, what
Bobbie’s first Halloween (as a pumpkin, obviously) can be summarized in a single image: Her vibe was what is this pageantry and are you guys okay and I guess sure, fine? We are fine, Bob. …
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Timers
All day we’re setting timers for Joe, five minutes until it’s time to get ready for school, you can watch TV for ten more minutes then it’s time for dinner, you can play for three …
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Suck it
In case anyone is wondering how my journey to exploring and accepting my Jewish identity is going, last night I had dinner with a Jewish friend and he was telling me about his extremely Orthodox …
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Seven year itch
SEVEN YEARS MARRIED TODAY!!! We managed to escape overnight SANS KIDS to our favorite So Cal beach hotel. We ate and drank and eavesdropped, our favorite things. Wandering back to our room after dinner, I …
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A harvest festival
I’m not the biggest Halloween person, probably because Growing up, Halloween was low key the devil’s holiday. So instead of getting ghouly, we would dress up like animals and pumpkins, and characters from the Bible, …
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time store
Where is the store that sells Time by both the capsule or the bottle, depending on if you need more minutes, or hours? Each piece not only goes with your capsule wardrobe, but is also …
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how to get into hollyweird
I get asked a lot how I got to where I am in my career, ie, Bekah, how does one get into Hollyweird, because it feels like all doors are not just shut, but guarded …