Pro tip: while attempting to create life, spend any leftover emotional space and money on plants, as they are Life, but not People. Marvel at their designs. Obsess over their watering instructions. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS …
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Life.
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When the lord sends a car through your Garage door
Use it as an opportunity to get a sexy NEW garage door and then also make lemonade because He would not give you anything you couldn’t handle or at least FIX WITH THE INSURANCE 🖤
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PLAYWRIGHTS: BROUGHT TO YOU BY ADIDAS
DON’T JUST RUN, RUN SORT OF SLOWLY WHILE LISTENING TO THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, AND MAYBE IF YOU PASS A COUPLE HAVING AN ARGUMENT, PRETEND YOU NEED TO TIE YOUR SHOE FOR A LONG …
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CHAIR FOR SALE
VINTAGE DECORATIVE, FRAGILE ORDERED FROM ETSY FIVE YEARS AGO, TO BE REPLACED BY A CHAIR MADE NOT FROM WHIMSY AND INTERNET DREAMS HAS BEEN SAT IN MAYBE TWICE MARSHMALLOW WITH EYES NOT INCLUDED
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Imperfect Produce
There’s a new startup — Imperfect Produce — that will send you boxes of imperfect produce that normally gets thrown away, all for half the price of what you would pay for flawless fruits and …
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Shelf life
Today, on Things in my House: the corner shelf that Morrison just hung in our living room, upon which he placed small but significant sweet nothings, including but not limited to MY HEART AND HOPES …
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Long lost treat
Hawaiians do this beautiful, inevitable thing called Shave Ice that is NOT a slushee but actually shaved ice with sugar water flavors and ICE CREAM INSIDE OF IT ALL (pictured above: mango, pineapple and passion …
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How to have Big Hair
1.) wash your hair 2.) be annoyed by your hair and genuinely wonder if you should just saw it all off with a kitchen knife but wait isn’t long hair a cultural signifier of femininity …
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These instead!
I COULD get placemats from Ikea, OR I could find some on Etsy, handmade by people on the autism spectrum, with proceeds going to straight to their pockets, and to supplies for the creation of …