DON’T JUST RUN, RUN SORT OF SLOWLY WHILE LISTENING TO THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, AND MAYBE IF YOU PASS A COUPLE HAVING AN ARGUMENT, PRETEND YOU NEED TO TIE YOUR SHOE FOR A LONG TIME AND STOP AND BLATANTLY LISTEN THEM

BUT WAIT, DON’T FORGET, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE JOGGING

JOG ANOTHER 100-200 FEET, GO BACK HOME TO WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU JUST HEARD

DON’T FORGET TO NOT STRETCH AFTER AND DEVELOP SEVERE PIRIFORMIS SYNDROME AS YOU HUNCH OVER YOUR LAPTOP LIKE A FAT CHILD WITH SECRETS

TURN THOSE SECRETS INTO PLAYS