I thought it fair to warn all Eleven of you to watch what you say and do. I am sweet little sponge, stealing your words and cataloguing them in my brain for later usage. Namely, …
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Death by Chubby Plane
I hate it when people say, Oh My God, I had the craziest dream last night, and then you have to sit there listen to them talk to you about their dream – which impossible, …
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‘Music’ ‘Journalism’
Bunnies, I am delightfully dabbling in ‘music journalism,’ if you will, which is, in a sense, finding a way to assign ‘words’ to ‘music.’ It’s challenging, for serious. But hurrah for paid writing gigs! I …
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Say Something
Anything; Anything. Something
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Lilly
Re: my recent trip to the beach, of which I am sure you are all peeing yourselves in anticipation of tepid tales: a Brief Report. Things to be mentioned include: – A 3 hour long …
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dresses
Dear the seven people who read this, or maybe six, This is a little thing we call ‘ fashion journalism.’ I suck. studentloansstudentloansrentrentrentrentstudentloanschardonnaydressesrentrentstudentloanstherestofmylife. WHERE TO GET A BARGAIN SUMMER DRESS (Before I begin, it is …
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I Do Not Enjoy the Sundried Tomato.
People, this is a little thing I like to call ‘food journalism.’ Watch and observe. I don’t like sun dried tomatoes. I do not appreciate the bittersweet grime it adds to the innocent sandwich, nor …
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Riding in Cars with Dad’s
Riding in car with Dad for three hours from Oak Island to Raleigh affords: 1.) An in depth conversation about the fundamental differences between Republicans and Democrats. 2.) A timeline of the Development of …
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The Root of my Pretty Complex
I’ve got 17 something lady cousins, ages 2-25 and they’re all striking. Striking to the point that admist my hetero –normative ‘don’t get crushes on your girl cousins that’s weird’ mentality – I still can’t …
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Scrabble
I am 33% better at Scrabble than my cousins. They are 33% prettier than me. These things tend to balance themselves out. Sometimes, life is fair. I think I just committed a small faux paux. …