I’m going to be painfully honest. I am $116,533 in debt from Grad School. I do not know how I am going to pay this, ever. Starting January I will owe $1,333 a month to the ‘Man.’ I weigh 162 lbs. So does Tyra Banks, but she looks like this:
And I do not. I’ve had the same pile of clothes on my bed for two months. I watch too much TV. I don’t write enough plays.
In summation, gdit, I would like some fudge: fudge being the solution to perhaps everything.