While I am so sorry for everyone in Hawaii who rid the wave of this massively false alarm happened today, I’m just going to entertain myself the rest of the day by imagining people in …
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PARADISE ALERT
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BALANCE AND CALM
Today, on Gifts, Morrison’s sister Anne kindly and knowingly passed on this magazine to me, which I carefully read on the plane ride home, but NOW I’M WORRIED I DIDN’T INTERNALIZE IT / WONDERING IF …
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The City Shoe!
Presenting the City Shoe! Like most shoes, it goes on your Feet! Perfect for both plane rides and hotel workouts! Transitions seamlessly from Walking Around the City while Reflecting on how much your Life has …
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COFFEE = TRUTH
Sometimes I spend the whole morning feeling like an open wound, like everything stings and everything that doesn’t sting is completely falling apart and like nothing is safe and all tasks are undoable, but then …
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furniture shopping for drunks
Furniture salesperson: This couch features crypton fabric. You can spill anything on it, and it just beads up, then you wipe it off with a rag! It’s resistant to everything! Me:….even wine? Furniture salesperson:Yep! Even …
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COSTUME, FOREVER
SAD AND ANXIOUS AMERICAN READING ABOUT ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK ON LUNCH BREAK YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO AMAZON PRIME THIS COSTUME IT JUST LIVES ON TOP OF YOUR BODY, FOREVER
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Bread; Myself
Myself, reflectively: I should really try to just never eat bread. I feel better way when I don’t eat it, and nobody else in LA seems to eat it, ever. Myself, 22 minutes later:
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DEAR PHONES:
Perhaps maybe we can find some different verbiage for this new feature, something that enables us to keep on telling ourselves that you are just phones, and not ACTUAL PHYSICAL EXTENSIONS OF OUR BRAINS, BY …
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Let them in
My first plays in college were very much just me trying to articulate and work through some things that were troubling me about my life, about the world and the way that I saw it. …
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HAPPY OUR BIRTHDAY
I think birthdays are big freaking deals. I don’t care how old you are. It’s a day to make the birth person feel loved and loved hard. And so the fact that I have to …